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I’m Not Cheap! A Yidele’s Battle Against Jewish Stereotypes
Thursday, 11 Feb, 2010 – 19:22 | 2 Comments
I’m Not Cheap! A Yidele’s Battle Against Jewish Stereotypes

It has never been easy being Jewish. First we wandered through the desert for 40 years, then came ten years of Hebrew school, and now that both have come to an end, I’m still schvitzing …

A Goy Out of Water: A Non-Jewish President of AEPi?
Thursday, 11 Feb, 2010 – 19:13 | No Comment
A Goy Out of Water: A Non-Jewish President of AEPi?

Since sixth grade, football has been a huge part of my life. I always knew the kid next to me would back me up. If I lost a block he would pick it up, and …

The Date from Hell: Imagine Going on a Date with All 12 of Jacobs Sons, Simultaneously
Thursday, 11 Feb, 2010 – 19:06 | No Comment
The Date from Hell: Imagine Going on a Date with All 12 of Jacobs Sons, Simultaneously

Since the days of the yenta, the allure of having a wellmatched Jewish mate found for you has been balanced by the fear of the unpredictability of most websites that offer to do the same …

We Asked You: What’s Your Family’s Least Traditional Jewish Tradition
Wednesday, 21 Oct, 2009 – 22:52 | No Comment
We Asked You: What’s Your Family’s Least Traditional Jewish Tradition

For some reason, on my mom’s side of the family, we have always celebrated Hanukkah with a  piñata shaped like a Star of David.  My grandparents would fill it with whatever candy they had in …

Thou Shalt Not Covet: A Shiksa’s Battle with Jew Envy
Tuesday, 6 Oct, 2009 – 13:08 | 2 Comments
Thou Shalt Not Covet: A Shiksa’s Battle with Jew Envy

I’ve secretly always wanted to be Jewish.
One summer, family friends returned from Israel with a present for my parents-a porcelain sign with the word “Shalom” written on it. We decided to place the sign above …

Dear Schmoozers: I Ain’t Crazy I’m Observant!
Tuesday, 6 Oct, 2009 – 13:02 | No Comment
Dear Schmoozers: I Ain’t Crazy I’m Observant!

If you’re reading this, chances are you’re of the Semitic persuasion. And if you’re not…let’s be honest-you picked up a magazine called schmooze. I rather think you are. Anyway, you Chosen People, we all know …

Speak Up: Finding my Jewishness Away from Home
Tuesday, 6 Oct, 2009 – 12:52 | No Comment
Speak Up: Finding my Jewishness Away from Home

The first Friday of my freshman year at Carnegie Mellon University, my new friend Molly asked me if I wanted to go to Hillel for services that night. I hesitated because I was new to …

Why I wish I were an old Jew
Wednesday, 15 Apr, 2009 – 20:48 | One Comment
Why I wish I were an old Jew

I recently took a break from stressful college life to pay a visit to Nana and Papa Eisenberg at their West Orange, N.J., home. We went through the typical grandparent-grandchild motions: I re-explained the concept …

Birthright: Just a trip
Sunday, 12 Apr, 2009 – 20:08 | No Comment
Birthright: Just a trip

The “ultimate” Jewish experience didn’t make me more Jewish
When I tell people I went to Israel over winter break, they always ask the same question: “So, are you, like, more Jewish now?”
Of course, that was …

Crash course: A trip from Ouachita Baptist to Hebrew U.
Sunday, 12 Apr, 2009 – 20:06 | No Comment
Crash course: A trip from Ouachita Baptist to Hebrew U.

“Hey, Will, are you a Jew yet?”
It seems like my friends back home ask me that question at least once a week. I normally just smile and answer that of course I’m not. But I …