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All the President’s Jews
Saturday, 11 Apr, 2009 – 14:25 | No Comment
All the President’s Jews

Rahm Emanuel, President Barack Obama’s White House Chief of Staff, may have once sent a dead fish to a pollster who angered him (perhaps Emanuel’s half-amputated middle finger wasn’t adequate for the job), but he …

Welcome to our Spring 2009 issue!
Saturday, 11 Apr, 2009 – 14:02 | No Comment
Welcome to our Spring 2009 issue!

It’s ironic that schmooze interviewed Jason Alexander (George Castanza from the TV series “Seinfeld”) for this issue. “Seinfeld” created the universally recognized, pop culture Jew of the ‘90s: New York, white, cool enough but still …

Yiddish: Drop it like it’s hot
Saturday, 11 Apr, 2009 – 13:45 | No Comment

It may be the tongue of our grandparents, but sometimes old school is totally cool. Click on the upper left image to begin.

So wait… Was Moses on drugs?
Sunday, 9 Nov, 2008 – 22:30 | 2 Comments
So wait… Was Moses on drugs?

Let’s pretend you’re Moses. It’s centuries before the era of Google Maps and you’ve been wandering around the desert for 40 years in search of some unreachable promised land. With the added burden of the …

Matzah-less in Uganda
Sunday, 9 Nov, 2008 – 22:23 | One Comment
Matzah-less in Uganda

“Are you sure you don’t want any rice? How about these biscuits? Maybe a piece of bread with plum jam?”
No, no thank you. It looks delicious but no thank you.
While my mouth said no, my …

How to Jew: Activate your JEWDAR
Sunday, 9 Nov, 2008 – 21:50 | No Comment
How to Jew: Activate your JEWDAR

 

That girl is in my Jewish Studies class. I wonder…

Growing up, whenever my father would take me to a place that was known for being particularly WASP-y, he would whisper in my ear “Jew! Jew!” …

Hire me. (I’m Jewish)
Sunday, 9 Nov, 2008 – 21:36 | 2 Comments
Hire me. (I’m Jewish)

Steven Novick’s resume screams “Jewish.”
In high school Novick served as a vice president for an international Jewish youth group. He later staffed a summer program for the organization and served as a youth advisor and …

Instead they put me in the laundry room: One girl’s eye-opening aliyah experience
Sunday, 9 Nov, 2008 – 21:35 | No Comment
Instead they put me in the laundry room: One girl’s eye-opening aliyah experience

My attempt at aliyah last spring failed because I went to Israel with the idea Israel needed me. I had this fantasy that somehow I was going to be this pioneer woman from the …

W.W.J.D.? A goy asks, “What would Joshua do?”
Sunday, 9 Nov, 2008 – 21:34 | No Comment
W.W.J.D.? A goy asks, “What would Joshua do?”

I once wrote a story called In His Ways. It was about Moses, and God. Joshua was there too. I thought it was a neat story; I borrowed Chuck Palahniuk’s voice and retold Deuteronomy 34, …

‘Glitch’ moves people to Palestine
Sunday, 9 Nov, 2008 – 21:22 | No Comment
‘Glitch’ moves people to Palestine

Some peace in the Middle East has been accomplished – at least on Facebook.
 
In March, Facebook members from Ma’aleh Adumim, Ariel, Betar Illit and other settlements throughout Israel and the West Bank woke up to …